Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Seattle/Portland Part Uno


Here's a quick post summing up our trip to Seattle and Portland.
Trees were everywhere.
I will post a more detailed account soon.
Look at all the trees.

19 comments:

dean said...

I'm in the background itching my butt - rad!

dean said...

And, it was really good visiting with you both. Hope you had a good time. Sorry about missing your last day here, I was in a home/relax/nap-time mode and still recovering from the Portland trip.

Jack Crusade said...

Glad you had a good time SIMONE'. Portland is fucking lame. filled with passive aggressive pricks. At least California doesn't act like its nice they know there assholes and they aren't trying to hide it with their fake smiling faces. Hey Portland, your a fucking asshole just deal with it. And that goes for you too Washington just cause you look like a fucking nascar in your little jogging uniform doesn't make you any less of and asshole. Do me a favor Johnny give some shit to some people down there from washington and oregon. Maybe a little tailgating, some dirty looks and if you get a chance for some dialogue please ask them why they are so proud of their far less than perfect states. They a just states, there is tons of them so quit being such asses. So you have trees and neighborhoods, great, congrats, I'm glad you think thats a good enough reason to be an ass to people from california.

Jack Crusade said...

whoops that was a bit rough. Just needed to vent. You should delete these comments John. Jack is an asshole sometimes.

Anonymous said...

Actually, there are only 50 states. Addittionally, there is one federal district (our nation's capital) and a number of territories and the like - but only 50 states.

Love and kisses,
Mr. Portland

Rotten Little Pony said...

Mr. Portland's a creep!

Jack Crusade said...

Mr. Portland is so typical Portland. Totally PC in every way. What a dick, hey buddy hows about going the speed limit one of these days.

Natalie said...

timber is mad at her dad about that last post.

dean said...

Furthermore, it's the cyclists that look like NASCARs - with logos all over their little spandex suits.
The joggers look like they are out of a Nike commercial, remember?

Anonymous said...

The 'I love Ass' sticker is a nice touch.

phases said...

who the fuck is mr portland. that guy is a fucking idiot. i hope he dies...as in dead with a tree up his port hole. jack crusade is a fucking tool, but hes a california tool, so hes alright in my book. in regards to you people who move off to other states and do whatever it is you do.....remember, youre from long beach....california......the best ever. now as far as portland goes....im sure its fucked.

dean said...

Go Long Beach!!

Anonymous said...

timber is a fuckin pooch bag

Jack Crusade said...

anonymous your asking for it.

Anonymous said...

timberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

snake eyes.....from g.i. joe....his dog was named timber. or maybe it was the indian character. or maybe you didnt watch gi joe. maybe you watched jem and the holograms....that would explain why you cry yourself to sleep and even if you dont do it on a regular basis.....wake up crying

Jack Crusade said...

show yourself anonomy. You son of a bitch.

Jack Crusade said...

so when is this new post going to happen??

Anonymous said...

im charles chaplin