Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Earthquake


We just experienced an earthquake. 

The 5.8 rumbler centered in Chino Hills. 

The shaking was felt as far south as San Diego.

Reports state Las Vegas felt it too.

I didn't think it was too significant (my cat slept through it), but Long Beach wasn't the epicenter. People in Chino Hills are reporting damage to items that fell from shelves.  

One newscaster on ABC has deemed it "the big one" we've been waiting for.

I thought there would be more drama. 

Update:

Originally the earthquake was reported at 5.6 then raised to 5.8. Now the players running the show have settled with 5.4.


11 comments:

Rotten Little Pony said...

wha?!? 5.8 is hardly "big"! what a bunch of drama queens.

Anonymous said...

fuck you melissa! it was the big one!!!! my truck/car shook a little. that never happens on its own. usually it takes lots of humping a pregnant chick in it ...and associated shit. synco. i say a 350 square foot studio for rent at broadway and redondo....workspace/studio/shows/stuff. what do you think? its like 350

Anonymous said...

sawfor rent

Jack Crusade said...

I'm with melissa on this one.

Rotten Little Pony said...

truck/car? Like a Subaru Baja?

Jack Crusade said...

I have no idea what you are talking about Melissa, but I am with you. subaru baja it is.

dean said...

CNN HEADLINE NEWS:
It was so big, people at Disneyland had to get out of line for the rides.

my word was byoak!

Rotten Little Pony said...

Bring Your Own AlasKan.

DG Beat said...

Anonymous, I wish I could. But I'm a poor college student. Can you hear me weep?

Jack Crusade said...

loud and clear my friend. Is it still weird being the oldest one in your classes, do they call you names? baaaa haaaaaa haaaaa. Its OK soon you will be an accomplished graduate of college just like Jack Crusade, its totally bitchen and you will meet this really great woman Sallie Mae, shes about as hot as a fresh turd in death valley. Your probably better off just staying in college forever the real world is bullshit.

Anonymous said...

its funny how stupid jack crusade is....do you think he knows who anon is. synco. im taking the studio and setting up a spot where i can shoot photos of crack heads. if you ever want to, you can use it. duh jack. wake up.....and fuck sallie mae. try hud or chud....theyre both the same..... cannibals and houses does jack crusade even understand how to write....it seems as though the laborious efforts to be funny and ultimately not be funny would make a mans head explode