The Long-Zinn Merger

Enough talk about this wedding. Let's talk about this picture.

People say I can blend in almost anywhere, but Rob is the true chameleon.

I may be able to walk among Hawaiians, but there's no way I can pull off Axel Rose or a hillbilly hitching. When Rob shows up, Rob fits in.

You'll never see him being pushed out of frame.

The backyard Country wedding was short and fun. I believe it may have been one of the shortest ceremonies of all time. It basically went like this:

Brother tells everyone to silence their phones

"Here Comes the Bride" begins

Jeremy in full relevant wedding attire struts out

We all watch his niece, the flower girl, run away and retreat back inside the house

Keri and her brother elegantly appear

Everyone "oohs" and "aahs"

The happy couple joins hands

The officiant explains he has already taken too long

The officiant says, "do you?" and "do you?"

They both say yes

Rings

He pronounces them man and wife

The newlyweds bail

Everyone is stunned – until they realize the tacos are ready

Everyone races for the food

The drinking commences

That's it. It was all party after that. 

Well... party and a session of speeches when the Longs returned from getting their photographs taken at the park across the street.

I think this union was meant to happen.

Here are some more pictures from the rest of the day. Most taken by the Dish.